So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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