that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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