Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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