i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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