It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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