You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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