They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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