i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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