dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
tell me about the fingering
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