we're blogging at a bar
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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