I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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