sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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