It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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