I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
That reminds me...we need to get swords
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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