dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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