normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Also, beer. Big fan.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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