omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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