You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Randomize
