Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I love you.
Bad choice
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