so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Randomize
