Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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