my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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