There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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