i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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