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(434): View more from Virginia

Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.

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(212): View more from New York

lets start a swedish sibling band together

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(647): View more from Ontario

Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.

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(360): View more from Washington

Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team

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(440): View more from Ohio

mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.

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(207): View more from Maine

he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.

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(214): View more from Texas

Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...

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