I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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