You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
im holly from the hills drunk
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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