is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
How's work?
Spinning.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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