I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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