I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Oh god it's open bar.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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