office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I have feelings that need drinking.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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