"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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