Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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