I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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