he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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