my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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