I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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