sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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