wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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