So drunk, too bad you don't want this
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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