he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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