Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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