It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
