he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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