yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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