In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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