kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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