There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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