: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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