I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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