stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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