I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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