I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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